I Get Mail
On Mon, Apr 14, 2014 at 2:57 PM, Unsolicited Email <email@example.com> wrote:
Greetings ! Please allow me to introduce myself ”“ my name is Unsolicited Email and I work at Some Consulting Inc, NYC a subsidiary company of Some Technology Company (STC), New Delhi, India.
Is there a possibility of utilizing our SFDC/Force.com/ Mobility Development & Support Services, from our offshore facility ? We could handle SFDC Development, SF Admin Support and Production Support.
Can you suggest a timeslot for a telephonic discussion?.
I look forward to your response. Thank you for your time.
From: Richard Cleaver
Date: Usually dozens of times a day
Subject: Thank you for your note
To: Unsolicited Email
Thank you for your note.
Ultimately, the ETA for a qualified interaction via FDDI/VOIP handset interconnectivity would require a culminating intersection of two spheres of interest — both mutual as I am certain you would concur — to obtain the maximum ROI from any SFDC/Force.com/Mobility Development & Support Services opportunities regardless of whether such opportunities were contained within domestic boundaries or extraneous to continental geographies.
As such, a timeslot for a telephonic discussion would require a more involved exploratory analysis of the meta properties associated with both the passage of time and the ability to position time at a fixed point and device particularly one that would satisfy our respective registers as well as ephemeris time. And that presumes a level of qualification and motivation that is remarkably absent from both my level of interest and the proposed agenda.
Loved my laugh of the day and my how eloquent!
Hope all is well, Richard.