Now That Is A Warranty

After doing some research about minimalist travelling — examples include Rick Steves and One Bag — I ordered the Red Oxx Air Boss Carry-on bag. It arrived yesterday just three days after I ordered it from the Red Oxx plant in Montana.

Looks great and it comes with somewhat of a unique warranty:

As time rolls a ceaseless course, only the genuine guarantees remain. The mountains will persist, the oceans are bound to endure and Red Oxx will continue to be rugged, reliable and tough.

To the depths of the Amazon basin to the peaks of the Himalayas, Red Oxx Manufacturing is infallible.

This product is guaranteed forever, be sure to include it in your will.