Blue Screen Christmas

We were celebrating the Christmas season yesterday at the office and members of my team had prepared a collection of Christmas songs. I quite enjoyed this one.

Blue Screen Christmas (to the tune of Blue Christmas)

I”™ve got a Blue Screen of Death this Christmas
I hope that Windows 7 just might fix
The blue LCD shines on a green Christmas tree
It says: Fatal Error – won”™t you please reboot me?

And when those blue, blue pixels start glowing
It”™s to those old backup disks I”™ll be going
And while you”™re having fun, I”™ll call 3911
I”™m having a blue screen Christmas.

Voice over instrumental background:
“You have reached the North Pole Support Centre. All of our elves are currently busy fixing other children”™s toys. Your call is very important to us and will be answered in sequence. Please note that this call may be monitored by Santa for quality control purposes.”?

And when those blue, blue pixels start glowing
It”™s to those old backup disks I”™ll be going
You”™ll be doing all right with your MacBook so white,
But I”™ll have a blue, blue, blue screen Christmas.