Telephone Problems

A request for a meeting received today — Tuesday — at 1:00pm:

We did tried calling your number last week, but were unable to do so. So, I thought of setting up the meet through email.

I was thinking if this week or next week on Monday or Tuesday at 1 PM would be fine with you? Or anytime that suits you the best.

How I wanted to respond:

I also did tried calling your number but were unable to do so, me too. I have so many issues with using a telephone. So, I thought of sending the response through email.

I was thinking if yesterday morning or last week on Monday or Tuesday to send it. But that was passed already. So anytime that suits me best is fine.

Oh, and the meet? Anytime that spells N-E-V-E-R is more than fine with me.

And how I actually responded:

Thank you for your note. We do not have an interest in these products and there is no need to set a meeting.