Chuck Norris doesn”™t read, he just stares the book down til it gives up it”™s information.
Chuck Norris doesn”™t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.