Things Are Looking Up

I promised one of the readers of this blog that I would return to my optimism about the future and away from the bad economic news. And, thanks to an unexpected email, things are truly going my way.

Hopefully it is a really big amount of money. I can hardly contain my excitement! I am lucky, lucky, lucky!!

A.C.F
Rotterdam Branch,NL.
Dear Beneficiary,
This is to inform you that you have been chosen By the organizers of the Association Of Charity Foundations (A.C.F) and Canadian lottery organisers as one of the final recipients of a Cash grant prize.
You are required to Contact the Officer incharge below for confirmation.Endeavour to give him a call immediately you get this email for urgent response to your claim process and also to claim your confirmation number which is important to claim your cash grant win.Make sure you reply back to the email address stated below only.This is for your security as a online winner.
Confirmation numbers will not be stated via email for security reasons.
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Rotterdam Branch Officer Incharge
Mr. A. Van Gogh
A.C.F NOTIFICATION DEPARTMENT
Rotterdam, The Netherlands.
TEL: +31 617 623 594
EMAIL: acfnldep@yahoo.com.hk
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This was my response:

Ben E. Fishery
Canadian Branch, Canada
Dear Mr. Van Gogh,
i am xcited beyawn beleaf that i have been chosen By the organizers of the Association Of Charity Foundations (A.C.F) and Canadian lottery organisers as one of the final recipients of a Cash grant prize.
This is to confirm that I have Contacted the Contact Officer incharge below to confirm the confirmation.i did endevour to gave him a call immediately when you get this email for urgent response to my claim process and also to claim my confirmation number which is important to claim my cash grant win.Only Contact Officer incharge was not answering his telephone that day.Make sure you reply back to the email address stated below only.This is for your security as a online prize awarder.
Nothing else will not be stated via email for security reasons.
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Canadian Branch Officer incharge
Mr. Ben E. Fishery
A.C.F RECIPIENT DEPARTMENT
Canada, Canada.
TEL: ++–245 5693002 –4993
EMAIL: ben.e.fishery@naive.ca
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I hope I hear back soon.

2 replies
  1. Stephen Meyer
    Stephen Meyer says:

    Van Gogh of the Netherlands? is it and art “Cash Grant prize” ? This is so so sad. why don’t they edit these mass emails? Don’t they realize that they need to communicate effectively in the language in order to persuade people? I guess the saddest part is that it works…

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