Hit Me
I miss the old Nigerian spam mails. They were always very polite. Asking me if I would like to help them transfer tens of millions of dollars in return for a really generous fee. Typically about thirty percent.
But lately, new spam has taken a bit of a turn for the worse.
I received a note from a professional hitman, hired to kill me. Apparently I have been stalked by this assassin for the past 10 days. The hitman is prepared to drop the contract if I pay him $80,000. Not a bad deal.
Lol, Oh No! I can’t beleive he back stabbed me! Shouldn’t have hired on that recomendation 😉