Not Here

I was talking to my kids last night about web searches. We debated search strings that should not wind up at your website. Here is my top ten list of web searches that I hope do not end up here.

10. alien abductions
9. homemade atomic bombs
8. britney spears fan club
7. dick cheney hunting party
6. solid state guitar amps
5. quality GM cars
4. krispy kreme donuts
3. sponge bob squarepants
2. tax evasion
1. danish cartoonist home address